You know, sometimes I was wake up and think, “self, I would love to dress like a ho today. I wonder if I can find something that barely covers my lady parts, in a leopard or zebra print, that is low enough in the front I’ll need a wax first.”
Then, I reach into my closet and realize I have nothing that fits that criteria because I’m not a ho.
But thank god for the internet, because I found the perfect “skirt!”
For those days you don’t want to worry about wearing pants (or a skirt, or really anything more than panties), reach for your “Prowl Leopard Print Mini Skirt”
For the low price of $9.99, which, let’s face it, is a little expensive for that little an amount of fabric, you can dress like the ho you keep trapped inside!
Sure, your butt won’t be covered, and frankly, neither will your front, but that doesn’t stop that inner-ho from strutting her stuff!
*WARNING* wearing this skirt may be hazardous to your health.
There is such a thing as TOO short, and I think this skirt has hit that mark for me.
You know, I think I’m going to have to make this a weekly feature. I’m going to have to keep finding hideously interesting things and making fun of them. It’s so much fun. Don’t you agree?