In what I can only imagine (and hope) was a mix-up over at Jeffrey Campbell. They’re selling these… clogs…
What… the… hell? Now, I love me a good floral print. It’s quite obvious that it’s one of my favorites.
But, on a clog?
This is a little odd to me. But not nearly as odd as the next monstrosity I found. Yes, they’re also Jeffrey Campbell. Apparently I can’t get over the hideousness of some of these shoe designs.
Before I show these to you, I have to admit that I LOVE a few pairs of Jeffrey Campbell shoes. Usually, if they have the unicorn heels, I’m golden. But not these.
They look they were tall boots, but got in an accident, and they shoved down, causing a weird scrunching at the bottom. Then, the designer thought “why let them go to waste? We’ll charge $129 per pair and make a fortune!”
Why can’t they just be booties with unicorn heels?? They don’t need all the extra ruffles!
It’s things like this that make me worry about the future of fashion.
Well, that and the fact that the 80s keep coming back. Lycra and neon wasn’t cool in 1985. It’s not cool now.