If we let the designers at Anthropologie write biology textbooks…
Mr. Lizard and his super-sperm were STILL not done in the mythical land of Anthropologie-biology. Hope he’d finally found his true love, he got with a butterfly. Their child was the least freakish looking out of the bunch. But, I still swatted it when it landed on my wall. It was a little too freakish for me to let it live on.
Because of all the cross-breeding, the snail decided he wanted a forever mate too. He summoned up a phoenix, and since we have no idea what these mythical birds look like, the snail/phoenix baby is slightly horrifying.
In all seriousness, Anthropologie, WTF? Do these seem like good ideas, or worth the $128 (SALE PRICE) you’re charging for them?
I prefer my cross-breeding to be done in a lab, not on my jacket’s lapel.